WNYC interviewed my (former) highschool superintendent about moving the start of class from 7 to 9. I called to support it. Did not get on.

Why is Lady Gaga in a women’s prison? When did this turn into a Quentin Tarantino video? Why am I watching this? Am I on hard drugs?

Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. I read 300 pages of a fake biography, instead of a real one. (@ Strand Bookstore) http://4sq.com/22Lwdd

It’s amazing how much having a Muppet wave at you brings such joy to the denizens of #chatroulette. I should do this often.

I’m at Victor’s Cafe (236 West 52 St, btw Broadway and 8th Avenue, New York). http://4sq.com/4UPVeK

Oh, god, it’s finally happening. http://twitpic.com/17ey7h

This is really, really the most boring Oscars ever. The whole Cablevision-ABC fiasco was so much more interesting.

And the Oscars are on! Thank god, the flash streaming was getting irritating. And first, a bingo!

Alright, thanks Cablevision. I can finish watching Zach G. now. To anyone else confused: http://tiny.cc/SdIbr TV Major explains it all.

“When they asked what look I was going for, I said ‘Give me the Wolf Blitzer at Burning Man’.” I’m a sucker for a good Wolf Blitzer joke.